A lady wakes up one morning and looks into the mirror.
"AARRRGGGHHH!" she gasps! Immediatley she phones her doctor for an appointment.
When she gets to his office he asks her what the problem is.

"Doc", she says. "I woke up this morning with wrinkles everywhere, a pasty corpse like look, bags under my eyelids, veins showing through my skin, liver spots and really dry split end hair!"

"Well", the doctor said. "I'll tell you one thing right now, ma'am"

"What is it doc?" she cried.

"Your eyesight is perfect".