a sailor was flying home for leave and he was seated in the isle with 2 marines also going home for leave.
the sailor kicks back, removes his shoes, and relaxes.
soon the sailor has to pee. he asks the marines to let him out since he was in the window seat.
the marines grumble but stand up and let him out, if he will bring them back a couple cokes.
as the sailor is gone, marines being marines, each spit in the sailors shoes.
this whole ordeal takes place 3 more times during the long flight. each time the marines spit in the sailors shoes.
when they land at their destination, the sailor slips into his shoes. he knows something is wrong right away.
"you know,, after years and years of this going on between navy and marines, you would think it would stop"
"what do you mean?" asks a marine.
"you know,, you spitting in my shoes when i was gone,, me peeing in your cokes,, that stuff."