"Hi. You know, I just HATE
drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job."

The receptionist behind the counter said,
"Your timing is excellent.
We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old
man who wants a chauffeur
and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter you'll
have to drive around in his
Mercedes, and he'll supply all of your clothes.Because of the long hours,
meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort the daughter on her
overseas holiday trips and you will have to satisfy her sexual urges.
You'll be provided a two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The salary is>$200,000 a year." The guy, wide-eyed, said, "You're bullshittin' me!"
The receptionist said, "Yeah, well . .You started it.

a lethal combination of smart dairyair and dumb dairyair .