A cowboy rides to town to pick up his Mail order bride.
He loads her luggage and her into his buck-board.
about a mile out of town the horse pulling the buckboard decides to just stop in the middle of the road.
The cowboy climbs down, steps in front of the horse and Smacks the horse on the nose and say to the horse " That's 1. They continue on. about another mile further the horse stop again. The cowboy climbs down, steps in front of the horse, picks up a large stick and smacks the horse on the head and says to the Horse " That's 2". Another mile or so the horse stops, the cowboys climbs down, steps in front of the horse, says to the horse " That's 3" pulls out his gun and shoots the horse.

The New bride is stunned, she starts laying into the cowboy " What have you done". "We are miles from the ranch". " How are we suppose to get there now that you have shot the horse"


The cowboys steps in front of her and says " Thats 1"

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