The CEO hired a new secretary. One day she noticed his fly was open. She courteously said, "Oh, sir, did you know that your barracks door is open?" He didn't understand her remark, but later saw that his zipper was open. He decided to have some fun. Calling her in, he asked, "By the way, when you saw my barracks door open this morning did you also see a soldier standing at attention?" The secretary replied, "Why, no sir. All I saw was a little disabled veteran, sitting on two duffel bags".

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