A priest is riding his bicycle down a country lane, when a car overtakes him and carries on round the next bend. The driver of the car goes round a blind bend and feels a bump, wondering what's happened he stops the car and gets out to see what happened. He soon realizes he has hit and killed a rabbit, the man is an animal lover and this upsets him so he decides he better bury the rabbit at the side of the road. Just as he is about to place the rabbit in the hole he has dug the priest arrives on his bike and seeing the distressed man he stops.

"what is the matter my son?"


"I came around the corner and this rabbit ran out in front of me and I ran over it, I feel awful, I wish there was something that could be done. Could you pray over it before I bury it?"


"I may be able to do more than that my son."

The priest reaches into his knapsack and pulls out a small vile of liquid, he splashes some over the rabbit while muttering some words that the man presumes is a prayer.

"Now my son just wait a moment."

After a few moments the rabbit begins to twitch, and then miraculously it opens its eyes, stretches its legs and gets up and hops off into the next field where it turns round and waves at the man and priest. It then jumps into 2 or 3 more fields always stopping to wave.

"My god! It's a miracle, what was the liquid Father? Was it holy water?"

"No my son, It was hair restorer with permanent wave..." laugh

Reality..What a concept!