Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor
>to get a physical.
>A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous
>young woman on his arm.
>A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to Morris and said, 'You're really doing
>great, aren't you?'
>Morris replied, 'Just doing what you said, Doc: 'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.''
>The doctor said, 'I didn't say that.. I
>said, 'You've got a heart murmur; be careful.'


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