> >> Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert after crossing into the United
> >> States , wandering aimlessly and starving. They are about to just lie
> >> down and wait for death, when all of a sudden Luis says.......
> >>
> >> "Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell. Ees bacon, I theenk."
> >>
> >> "Si, Luis, eet sure smells like bacon. "
> >>
> >> With renewed hope they struggle up the next sand dune, & there, in the
> >> distance, is a tree loaded with bacon.
> >>
> >> There's raw bacon, there's fried bacon, back bacon, double smoked bacon
> >> ... every imaginable kind of cured pork.
> >>
> >> "Pepe, Pepe, we ees saved. Ees a bacon tree."
> >>
> >> "Luis, maybe ees a meerage? We ees in the desert don't forget."
> >>
> >> "Pepe, since when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smell like
> >> bacon...ees no meerage, ees a bacon tree."
> >>
> >> And with that, Luis staggers towards the tree. He gets to within 5
> >> metres, Pepe crawling close behind, when suddenly a machine gun opens up,
> >> and Luis drops like a wet sock. Mortally wounded, he warns Pepe with his
> >> dying breath,
> >>
> >> "Pepe... go back man, you was right, ees not a bacon tree!"
> >>
> >> "Luis, Luis mi amigo... what ees it? "
> >>
> >> "Pepe.. ees not a bacon tree. Ees
> >>
> >> Ees
> >>
> >> Ees
> >>
> >>
> >> Ees
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> Ees a ham bush....."
> >>

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