A dog lover, whose poodle was a bitch and 'in heat', agreed to look
After and house her neighbors' male poodle while they were away on
Vacation.

She had a large house however and believed that she could keep them
Apart but as she was drifting off to sleep she heard awful howling and
Moaning sounds, rushed downstairs and found the dogs locked together,
In obvious pain and unable to disengage as so frequently happens when
They mate.



Unable to separate them and perplexed as to what to do next,
Although it was late, she called the vet, who answered in a very
Grumpy voice.

Having explained the problem to him, the vet said. "Hang up the
Phone and place it down alongside the dogs. I will then call you back
And the noise of the ringing will make the male lose his erection and
Be able to withdraw".

"Do you think that will work?" she asked.

"It just worked for me" the vet replied.