Sally Mullihan of Coral Springs, Florida decided to take one of the jobs that most Americans are not willing to do.

She applied for a job in a Florida lemon grove but seemed far too highly qualified for the job. She had a liberal arts degree from the University of Michiganand had worked as a social worker and school teacher throughout her career.

The foreman frowned at her and said, "I have to ask you, have you had any actual experience in picking lemons?"
"Well, as a matter of fact, I have. I've been divorced three times, owned two Chryslers and voted for Obama."

Reality is only an illusion that occurs due to a lack of alcohol