A Newfoundlander rings his new girlfriend's door
bell, with a big bunch of flowers. She opens the door, sees the flowers, and drags him in.
She lies back on the couch, pulls her skirt up, rips her knickers off and says, 'This is for the flowers!'
'Don't be silly,' says the Newf, 'You must have
a vase around somewhere!'

Reality..What a concept!