Subject: Blonde In Post-Surgery .. . . . .



A surgeon went to check on his young blonde female patient after an operation.
She was awake, so he examined her. "You'll be fine," he said. She asked, "How
long will it be before I am able to have a normal sex life again, doctor?"
The surgeon seemed to pause, which alarmed the girl.
"What's the matter Doctor? I will be all right, won't I?"

He replied, "Yes, you'll be fine. It's just that no one
has ever asked me that after having their tonsils out."





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