One day a Frog was sitting by the side of a swiftly flowing stream when he saw a Scorpion approach….the Scorpion asked the Frog to give him a ride across the stream, and the Frog replied.. "If I do that, you will sting me"

"Of course I won't" said the Scorpion….. "If I did that we'd both die"

Reluctantly the Frog agreed, and halfway across the stream he felt the Scorpions sting…..

Before they both slipped beneath the water, the Frog asked why the Scorpion would do such a stupid thing?

I'm a Democrat, replied the Scorpion, I just can't help myself… its what I do laugh



I may have got a little mixed up in some of the details, but I'm sure you get the picture!

It's rarely rocket science, it's usually just math: then again if you can't do the math.......