a man starts having trouble with his dooder so he takes it to the doctor. the doctor takes a look and says the only answer is amputation. the man is stuned. as he is driving home it occurrs to him it must be a mistake, he will get a second opinion. the next doctor tells him the same. he goes home and a friend of his stops by. he tells his friend whats happened. his freind recommends seeing an asian doctor, after all asian medicine is centuries older than western medicine. he goes. the asian doctor says, i bet american doctors are saying amputation is called for.
not true, the man big sigh of relief. the doctor continues, in a couple weeks it will fall off on its own.