For the oldies but goodies of us.

New lyrics for boomers

It was fun being a baby boomer, until now. Some of the artists of the '60s are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate
baby boomers.

They include:

1. Herman's Hermits--- Mrs. Brown, You've Got a
Lovely Walker.

2. The Bee Gees--- How Can You Mend a Broken Hip.

3. Bobby Darin--- Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a
Flash.

4. Ringo Starr--- I Get By With a Little Help From
Depends.

5. Roberta Flack--- The First Time Ever I Forgot
Your Face.

6. Johnny Nash--- I Can't See Clearly Now.

7. Paul Simon--- Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver

8. The Commodores--- Once, Twice, Three Times to
the Bathroom.

9. Marvin Gaye--- Heard It Through the Grape Nuts.

10. Procol Harem--- A Whiter Shade of Hair.

11. Leo Sayer --- You Make Me Feel Like Napping.

12. The Temptations--- Papa's Got a Kidney Stone.

13. Abba --- Denture Queen.

14. Tony Orlando--- Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling
If You Hear Me Fall.

15. Helen Reddy --- I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore.

16. Willie Nelson- -- On the Commode Again

17. Leslie Gore --- It's My Procedure and I'll Cry
If I Want To

"Hold on Tight To Your Dreams" ELO