1. Now on sale at IKEA - LESBIAN beds, no nuts or screwing involved, its all tongue and groove... shocked

2. A Muslim has been shot in the head with a starting pistol; police say its definitely race related... laugh

3. Due to a water shortage in Ireland , Dublin swimming baths have announced they are closing lanes 7 and 8... crazy

It's rarely rocket science, it's usually just math: then again if you can't do the math.......