Did you hear that the Redneck governor's mansion burned down?
"Yep. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof . . . up in flames and the governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them."

A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 16 and says to the driver, "Got any I.D. ?" . . and the driver replies "Bout wut?"

How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck hotel?
When you call the front desk and say, "I gotta leak in my sink", and the clerk replies, "Go ahead."



It's never too late to have a happy childhood!