Subject: guts vs. balls

Guts or Balls? There is a medical distinction. We have all heard about
people having guts or balls, but do you really know the difference
between them? In an effort to keep you informed, and to alleviate further
confusion, the following definitions are listed below:

GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met
by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask:
'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?

BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of
perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the
butt and having the balls to say:
'You're next, Chubby.'

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.

Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome, since both
ultimately result in death!!











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