Michael and his wife live in Minnesota. One winter morning while
listening to WCCO, they hear the announcer say, 'We are going to have 8
to 10 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even numbered
side of the street, so the snowplow can get through.'

Michael's wife goes out and moves her car.

A week later, while they were eating breakfast, the radio announcer
says, 'We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. You must park
your car on the odd numbered side of the street so the snowplow can get
through.'

Michael's wife goes out and moves her car again.

The next week they are having breakfast again, when the radio announcer
says, 'We are expecting 12 to 14 i nches of snow today. You must
park......',then the electric power goes out. Michael's wife is very
upset and, with a worried look on her face, she says, 'Honey, I don't
know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to park on so the
plow can get through?'

With the love and understanding in Michael's voice, like all the men
who are married to blondes exhibit, Michael says, 'Why don't you just leave
it in the garage this time

"All people smile in the same language"