A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit
jump out across the middle of the road. He swerves to
avoid hitting it, but unfortunately the rabbit jumps
right in front of the car. The driver, a sensitive man
as well as an animal lover, pulls over and gets out to
see what has become of the rabbit.
Much to his dismay, the rabbit is dead. The driver
feels so awful that he begins to cry. A beautiful
blonde woman driving down the highway sees a man
crying on the side of the road and pulls over. She
steps out of the car and asks the man what's wrong.
I feel terrible," he explains, "I accidentally hit
this rabbit and killed it." the blonde women pulls out a spray can. She walks over to the limp,
dead rabbit, bends down, and sprays the contents onto
the rabbit.
The rabbit jumps up, waves its paw at the two of them
and hops of down the road. Ten feet away the rabbit
stops, turns around and waves again, he hops down the
road another 10 feet, turns and waves, hops another
ten feet,turns and waves, and repeats this again and
again and again, until he hops out of sight.
"What is in that can? What did you spray on
that rabbit?" The woman turns the can around so that
the man can read the label.
It says...
"Hair Spray - Restores life to dead hair,
adds permanent wave."

DOH!!!