One fine spring day a blind man with a seeing eye dog enters a J.C.Pennys store. The floor
manager sees this and watches in fascination. "How" he wonders, "does that dog know what the man
might want to "look at"?" Man and dog make their way to the center of the store,whereupon the
blind man picks up the dog by the guide harness and swings him around and around over his head.
"HOLY SHIT!" yells the floor manager and rushes over. "Sir! Sir! There's no need for that! I'm the
floor manager! May I help you?" The blind man places the guide dog gently back on the floor and says
"Nah.--------I'm just looking around."