Thats a winner, Simon!! laugh laugh

TOP TEN COUNTRY WESTERN SONGS

10. I hate every bone in her body but mine

9. I ain't never gone to bed with an ugly woman but I woke up
with a few

8. If the phone don't ring. you'll know it's me.

7. I've missed you but my aim's improvin'.

6. Wouldn't take her to a dog fight 'cause I'm scared she'd win.

5. I'm so miserable without you it's like you're still here.

4. My wife ran off with my best friend and I miss him.

3. She took my ring and gave me the finger.

2. She's lookin' better with every beer.

And the number one country and wester song is...
1. It's hard to kiss the lips at night that chewed my ass out
all day long.