I'm not much of a good joke delivery person, but here goes.
This Belizean and a tourist are sitting next to one another in a restaurant having breakfast.
The Tourist looks over and ask,'What in the world is that your eating?' The Belizean replied,'Beef Tongue and Johnny Cake, We Belizeans have some British heritage even in our diets'.
The tourist looked shocked and said, 'How disgusting, Your eating something that came our of an animals mouth'.
The Belizean leaned over to look in the tourists plate, smiled and then asked ,'What is that your having?'
The Tourist replied... 'Eggs!'.


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