Three
men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint
Peter at the pearly gates.

'In honor of
this holy season' Saint Peter said, 'You
must each possess something that symbolizes
Christmas to get into heaven.'

The first
man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a
lighter. He flicked it on. 'It represents a
candle', he said.

'You may pass through
the pearly gates' Saint Peter said.


The second man reached into his pocket
and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and
said, 'They're bells.'

Saint Peter said
'You may pass through the pearly
gates'.

The third man started searching
desperately through his pockets and
finally pulled out a pair of women's
panties.

St. Peter looked at the man with
a raised eyebrow and asked, 'And just what
do those symbolize?'


The man
replied, 'These are Carols.'

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