One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver.
She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so.
She says, "Anything you say can and will be Held against you."
He replies "BREASTS."

A girl went into a doctors office with a Strawberry up her arse, The doctor said I've got some "Cream" For that

What do you do with a years worth of used condoms?
Melt them, turn them into a tire and call it a goodyear.

a lethal combination of smart dairyair and dumb dairyair .