Paul and Mary get married but couldn't afford a honeymoon-so they
go back to Paul's Mum and Dad's house for their first night together..
In the morning Johnny - Paul's little brother - gets up and has his breakfast.
As he is going out of the door to go to school - he asks his mum if
Paul and Mary are up yet.
She replies - No.
Johnny asks - Do you know what I think ?
His mum replies- I don't want to hear what you think !
Just go to school.
Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mum -
Are Paul and Mary up yet ?
She replies- No.
Johnny says- Do you know what I think ?
His mum replies- Never mind what you think !
Eat your lunch and go back to school ...
After school - Johnny comes home and asks again -
Are Paul and Mary up yet ?
His mum says- No.
He asks-Do you know what I think ?
His mum replies- Ok- now tell me what you think
He says- Last night Paul came to my room for
the Vaseline and I think.
I gave him my air plane glue.



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