Three leaders went to hell, Dean Barrow (Belize), George Bush (U.S.A.), Gordon Brown (U.K.).
Brown asked the devil if he could make a call to England to see if the country is running ok. He made the call, and he stayed on the call for 5 minutes.
Satan told him that the bill is 5 million dollars.
Bush also asked if he could call his home country, the U.S. to see if all was well. He stayed on the call for 8 minutes and it cost him $8 million dollars.
Barrow then said he wanted to call Belize. He spent 2 HOURS on the call, then asked Satan how much the bill was. Satan replied, "$1 dollar".
He asked, "How come? Afta mi stay longa dan Brown an Bush?"
Satan replied, "You made a local call. Calling within hell is a local call."