A lady walks into a pet shop looking for a talking parrot. The owners show her several birds that are way out of his price range until the very last parrot, priced to sell at 50 bucks.

"Why so much less for this bird?" Doesn't he talk?" asks the lady?

"Oh yes, this parrot talks and is in fact, super smart" says the owner "but I'm afraid he curses like a sailor".

"I'll take him" says the lady. Up until this point the bird is silent.

The lady gets the parrot home and speaks to the bird. "Okay Mr. Parrot, I know that you like to curse but I'll not have any of that in my house. Do you understand?"

"[#%!] you" says the parrot, "show me your [#%!]"

With lightning quick reflexes the lady opens the cage door snatches the parrot and promply sticks him in the freezer, the parrot cursing up a storm.

Twenty five minutes later, the lady retrieves the near frozen bird and asks "Now Mr. parrot, do we have an understanding???"

Slowly the bird answers, his beak chattering from the cold..."Certainly Madam, I sincerely apologize for the use of profanity, I shall refrain from using that language ever again, but I must ask you one question if I may"

"Go ahead" says the lady, "ask your question..

"What the *&^$ did the turkey say?"




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