George Bush, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell. While
there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for. The devil tells them
it is for calling back to Earth.

Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he is finished the devil
informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so Putin writes him a check.

Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes. When she is
finished the devil informs her that the cost is 6 million dollars, so she writes
him a check.

Finally George Bush gets his turn and talks for 4 hours. When he is finished the
devil informs him that the cost is $5.00.

When Putin hears this he goes ballistic and asks the devil why Bush got to call
the USA so cheaply.

The devil smiles and replies: "Since Obama took over, the country has gone to
hell, so it's a local call."

Reality is only an illusion that occurs due to a lack of alcohol