The Advantages of Tequila ...



Do you have feelings of inadequacy? Do you suffer from
shyness? Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?

If you answered
yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about
Tequila.

Tequila is the safe, natural way to feel better and more
confident about yourself and your actions. Tequila can help ease you out of your
shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do just
about anything.

You will notice the benefits of Tequila almost
immediately, and with a regimen of regular doses, you can overcome any obstacles
that prevent you from living the life you want to live.

Shyness and
awkwardness will be a thing of the past, and you will discover many talents you
never knew you had. Stop hiding and start living, with Tequila.

Tequila
may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use
Tequila. However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are
encouraged to try it.

Side effects may include dizziness, nausea,
vomiting, incarceration, erotic lustfulness, loss of motor control, loss of
clothing, loss of money, loss of virginity, delusions of grandeur, table
dancing, headache, dehydration, dry mouth, and a desire to sing Karaoke and play
all-night rounds of Strip Poker, Truth Or Dare, and Naked
Twister.

Tequila: Leave Shyness Behind!

Reality..What a concept!