Job Description

Someone asked me,"Now that you're retired, do you still have a job?"

I replied, "Yes, I am my wife's sexual advisor."

Somewhat shocked, they said, "I beg your pardon, but what do you mean by that?"

"Very simple. The wife has told me that when she wants my f##king advice, she'll ask me for it."



Reality is only an illusion that occurs due to a lack of alcohol