Was in a criminal court the other day and witnessed a rather humorous exchange. A DUI defendant was being sentenced to two months in county jail. The defendant stood up and shouted, "Kiss my ass." Without missing a beat, the judge shouted back, "Motion denied," and immediately sentenced the guy to an additional two months for contempt of court. Who says judges don't have a sense of humor?

I can never remember which is better . . . safe? . . . or sorry?